Negotiate

December 25, 2014

Wife: Don’t tickle me!
Me: We agreed I could tickle you once a month. So that’s this month.
Wife: I don’t think I ever agreed to that. It was probably like, “Don’t tickle me.”
[As me] “I think I should get to tickle you once a month.”
“No!”
[As me] “Okay, that’s settled then. Once a month.”
That is not an agreement! You negotiate like dog!

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