Horny

December 11, 2014

Wife: Pink is a festive party color. At least that’s what the Corningware representatives said in nineteen fifty.
Me: What?
Wife: That’s what the Corningware representatives—
Me: Oh, I thought you said, “horny wear.”
Wife: Why would I say that?!?

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