Hollandaise

January 19, 2011

Three-Year-Old: Is this chicken?
Wife: No, it’s pork.
Three-Year-Old: Is this a knife?
Wife:  Hush and eat.

Wife:Is this a knife I see before me?” Worst Lady Macbeth costume ever.
Me:I can’t get the Hollandaise sauce off my hands!

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