April 15, 2010
Me: They had a whole aisle of flip-flops, way in the back.
Me: But they didn’t really have any smaller ones for littler kids.
Wife: With kids younger than her, you don’t really want them in flip-flops. They’ll just walk out of them and leave their shoes behind. And if you ask them, “Where are your flip-flops?” they’ll just say, “I dunno. Nose pick, nose pick, thumb suck.”
Wife: I take your complete silence to mean you agree.
Me: That’s right.