Snot
July 17, 2014
Wife: You had food stuck in your beard for ten minutes and didn’t notice?
Me: It wasn’t food.
Wife: What was it?
Me: Snot.
If you think what fictional characters say is unrealistic, try my family's real-world conversations. People really say crazy, implausible, ridiculous things—more often than you might think.
Wife: You had food stuck in your beard for ten minutes and didn’t notice?
Me: It wasn’t food.
Wife: What was it?
Me: Snot.
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