Witch Hazel
January 23, 2012
Me: I’m going to Google, “Does witch hazel help with itching?“
Wife: Oh, God. I need to get you a separate Internet.
If you think what fictional characters say is unrealistic, try my family's real-world conversations. People really say crazy, implausible, ridiculous things—more often than you might think.
Me: I’m going to Google, “Does witch hazel help with itching?“
Wife: Oh, God. I need to get you a separate Internet.
