Meth
January 21, 2012
Wife: Go on. Have fun.
Me: We will.
Wife: Don’t get killed.
Me: We won’t.
Wife: Don’t get yourself arrested.
Me: We won’t
Wife: Don’t fall into any meth pits.
Me: I can’t promise that.
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Wife: Go on. Have fun.
Me: We will.
Wife: Don’t get killed.
Me: We won’t.
Wife: Don’t get yourself arrested.
Me: We won’t
Wife: Don’t fall into any meth pits.
Me: I can’t promise that.
